I'll admit: Art Basel Miami isn't just an art fair—it's a canvas where fashion becomes performance art. This year's celebration is all about Maurizio Cattelan vibes, where even a banana can be high brow art.

Our Adam & Eve mood board? Think Eden reimagined—verdant greens that whisper of forbidden landscapes, candy apple red that screams temptation, and florals that bloom with delicious rebellion.

Ladies, your look is all about drama: bustiers that tell a story, flowy skirts that dance between provocation and poetry. Bonus points for cheeky nods to our Biblical muses—think apple-themed accessories, serpent motifs that wink at art world insider knowledge.

Gents, your blazer is your statement piece—a bold red that demands attention, a lush green that channels primordial energy, or a print so audacious it could start its own conversation. Layer with a wild floral shirt that looks like it's been plucked from a tropical garden, or embrace your inner serpent with snakeskin anything—shoes, belt, jacket. Feeling particularly daring? Channel your inner Adam and consider the ultimate minimalist statement: the blazer-and-nothing-else look.

Pro tip: If Cattelan taught us anything, it's that a banana with duct tape can be avant-garde. Just maybe skip actually wearing a banana costume—even art has its limits.

(Cue the artistic gasps.)